Showing posts with label appraisals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label appraisals. Show all posts

Monday, February 4, 2013

Take This Survey And Win A Supermodel Wife And Ten Million Dollars!! PLEASE!!

Recently, my job has been focusing heavily on trying to get customers to take the survey on the bottom of the receipts they get from us.  You see them all the time – it’s that thing located way at the bottom of the receipt you don’t even think twice about.  But really, who could blame you?
Past the list of products, the money you spent, and the information about how long you can return something, who cares about a survey?  Our time is already filled to the brim with other time-wasters as it is.  We can’t afford to sit in front of our computer to rate how we enjoyed our visit into Flo’s House Of Doilies for our three dollar purchase!  We have to get home so we can see the newest American Idol!  It’s trials week and everybody knows how those are the best part!  Then after that, it’s Facebook time to look at all the links our coworkers post and to creep every single photograph that someone special we’ve had our eye on for some time.  SURVEY? Pfft!!
And it doesn’t matter if the person who helped you out at the store – even if all they did was ring out your three dollar purchase – was the most amazing person in the world.  I’m not just talking about somebody who smiled as he or she thanked you for coming in today.  I’m talking about somebody who somehow resisted the urge to spit in your face despite the maniacal ranting you did when you couldn’t find that doily you were looking for (he/she found it five feet from where you were looking).  We just forget to take it or we just don’t want to fill out a ten minute survey about every tiny detail about your trip into Flo’s store.  Forget the fact that it’d probably take closer to three minutes to complete and not ten.

I can’t tell you how many people have told me that they’d fill out the survey because I was, “so helpful, and not like any other salesperson I’ve talked to at other places,” or some similar platitude.  Then, days or weeks later when I decide to look at our store’s comments that people leave on those surveys, I don’t see anything with my name in it or even the department I work in.
I’m guilty of it, too.  I even tell the person who mentions the survey to me that I’ll take the survey because they were so nice.  But I never do.  I feel bad – it’s certainly not something I mean to lie about, but it just happens.  So, I guess I can’t get too mad at my customers that do the exact same thing.

The fact that so many companies try to entice you with hopes of winning gift cards or other cash prizes if you would just take their surveys seems to not even matter.  You could promise them a chance at winning a million dollars (and since the odds are better of winning that than winning a million dollars if you played the Lotto, those odds are pretty favorable) and you still won’t get people to fill out a ten question survey.  It makes me wonder who exactly wins these prizes.  I’ve certainly never heard of anyone winning these amazing shopping sprees or gift cards at any store other than one time.  When I was first hired by my company, I saw a video proving somebody supposedly won, but other than that ONE time, nada.  Zip.  Zilch.  What’s up with that?
Well, how about the two of us – you and me – change all of that?  From here on out, I promise to try really hard to fill out every single goddamn survey I get on every single goddamn receipt, no matter how small my purchase was.  How about you all do the same?  Up for the challenge?
Let’s leave a little positive feedback for people who are in the shittiest of shitty jobs, because maybe something nice will happen for them.  Maybe they’ll see the comments and it’ll cheer them up from an otherwise dismal day at work.  Perhaps they’ll win something nice for impacting their customers’ experiences.  Perhaps karma will even be kind to us and we’ll get something nice for our troubles like, say, a shopping spree for hundreds of dollars???
What say you?  Let’s put out the challenge to everyone we know.  Let’s go forth and do something wonderfully small acts of kindness for the sake of our fellow man or woman.

Right after I catch up on my Facebooking.
More soon from the frontlines...

Thursday, June 16, 2011

More Meetings Than The President

     Something I miss from my job at a grocery store was the lack of store meetings I had to attend.  That is something quite different from my current job in electronics.  I don’t know where this idea that people pay attention the best or learn the best before 8am but it needs to stop.  Unfortunately, it seems that the more I hear stories from others in both grocery and retail chains, the more I hear that store meetings are becoming more common.  Is that something all of you out there can attest to?  I’d be real interested in hearing how many of you have to attend store meetings as part of your training for your position and how often those meetings are.
     What confuses me is just how a grocery store can have a store meeting.  What do typical hourly workers need to know about their job that requires everyone?  Every meeting I ever had was in my department whenever we had some extra time with our supervisor.  They typically took 5-10 minutes and we would bullshit whenever we had them so we often stretched those 5-10 minutes into 20-30 minutes.  They were great because I learned what I needed and I didn’t need to waste time on some big production.  In the world of electronics?  A totally different mindset.
     At my store, it seems we have at least 1 a month.  Generally, however, I have 2-3 meetings a month.  These meetings often last anywhere from a half hour to 2 hours and can involve either the entire store or specific departments within the store.  Most go over information that I could probably sum up in a third of the time.  Not to mention I could do it at a fraction of the cost it’s costing the managers to bring in everyone for an additional 2 hours of spent labor.  For someone who is just a normal, full-time employee working a job that I didn’t have to go to school for, these meetings feel like overkill to me.
     It’s not even the fact that we’re having meetings early in the morning, although that is a HUGE part of my frustration.  It’s about having to leave after the meeting only to return later in the day for a regular shift.  And in a typical electronics store that closes by 10pm or so, that gap between meeting and shift tends to be only a few hours or so.  This is hardly enough time to get anything meaningful done in your day.  Not to mention, you’re generally too tired after the meeting to want to do anything else.  So, you just go home, nap, and come straight back to work, having felt as if you’ve never left.
     These meetings can be helpful, no doubt, but generally they just go over information I’ve already been told from one of my supervisors or the store manager in a one-on-one situation.  So, really, these meetings are just a rehashing of information I already knew.  My store does it on the worst possible day, too – Saturday mornings.  Wow, thanks for getting me up at 6am on a Saturday for no reason!  I think that bugs me the most about these meetings.  It’s just such an inefficient use of labor.  With all the managers and supervisors that complain about a lack of money for scheduling, they sure don’t know how to manage their time properly.  Give me ten minutes during someone’s shift and I could relate whatever information you tried to relate in your 2 hour meeting.
     But to mention this to anyone in a position of “power” in the store is futile.  The supervisors don’t want to counter anything the store manager says, in general, since they tend to be the key for them to move up in the business.  Nobody wants to rock the boat in a store.  Whenever I suggest we change the time for these meetings or suggest a different method of delivering store news to my supervisor, I’m just given a nod and a, “I know but this is just how things are.  I have to be at these things, too, you know?”  Well, if you resent having to be at them, why not try and change that?
     The job appraisal meetings are generally a waste for me, as well, for a few reasons.  I don’t have any desire to move up in the world of retail so I’m fine in the position I hold.  I’ve been there so long that there’s no room to really move for my pay (at least that’s what they tell me).  Plus, I’ve been there so long that I’ve pretty much got the operating duties down pat for my department.  So when I go into these meetings, it’s basically a carbon copy of the last meeting.
     “You’re doing a great job.  Keep up what you’re doing.  We appreciate your leadership in the department.”
     “Okay, cool.”
     I’m glad to have gotten up so I could find out that nothing is different from last month/quarter/year/whenever.  The supervisor who is doing the review seems just as bored with the process as I am, too.  That half-enthused gusto they try to put into your meeting to make it seem like what you do is earth shattering and unique is just pointless hype.  I’ll go more into appraisals elsewhere.
     1 big meeting that occurs every year is the “Christmas season training” where we prep everyone for what is to come.  When you’ve been at one company for longer than two years, this meeting should be option.  How hard is it to know that there’s going to be a long line (for increasingly less impressive sales with each passing year), people will be running around like mad, and you’re going to feel like passing out two-thirds through your shift?  I attend these meetings and find the same information given out and each year it just gets more depressing because I used to enjoy the holidays but retail has made me hate them.  Only the new seasonal employees should have to attend these meetings.  It’s all about cutting out the wasteful spending in a store’s budget.  I’ll have more on the holiday season elsewhere but I’m just laying the groundwork for now.
     This overload of meetings does nothing more than to increase my annoyance with my company.  Like I stated in my subject, I feel like I’m going to more meetings than the president would.  How does that seem right?  It’s great to be trained but the time spent training shouldn’t outweigh the time spent actually doing your job.  Otherwise, if you’re going to make me feel like some board member or some high-ranking public servant, you better pay me as such.
     More soon from the frontlines…